Scrollin’ through the gram, then my eye caught a video
Then out of nowhere, HOLY F*****G S**T, how’d that even f*****g get me bro?!?
Then I realized it was a stupid meme
A motherf*****g Blue Lobster on my screen
Bbbbbllluuuuueeee Looobbbbsssttttteeerrrrrr, theres a motherf*****g
BBBBLLLUUUEEEEE LLLOOBBBBBSSSTTTTEEERRRR
AHH, GOT DAMNIT, this little blue b*****d jumpscared me (F****n’ b***h)
He ruined every moment I was tryna watch my memes
He broke my c**k, I mean, my heart and left it disparingly (EMO)
And now I’m questioning my life, why is it so hard to breathe?
WAIT, really? I mean, not really ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ his actions are just obseen
Just like my sister when she goes to bed, she always stains the sheets (BRuH)
Right on the dot too, her period ain’t hard to spot
Its every month, but shes a r****d, somehow, she never seems to stop (R****d)
Women with dimentia should never ever give birth
‘Cause when it’s time to push, they will forget and won’t remember
Shes about to lose another baaaabbbyyy
Trap that little s**t inside that h*e and suffocate please (Please Lord 🙏🏼)
Thats not how I want my mom to raise me
I don’t want another brother, that Lobster’s from the hood, he on some custer s**t
He’s trying to fight my mom and bust her lip
I don’t trust that b***h, I dont trust that b***h
I was scrollin’ through the gram, then my eye caught a video
That little b*****d tried to fight me, stood on his tippy toes
We had a 1v1 on Call of Duty
It was over when I popped my AC-130
Bbbbbllluuuuueeee Looobbbbsssttttteeerrrrrr
(YOU’RE A F*****G A**HOLE)
BBBBLLLUUUEEEEE LLLOOBBBBBSSSTTTTEEERRRR