My Verse:
I feel like my pants are falling off
I don’t need a belt, they’re too tight on my crotch
I’ll cut your fingers off just to get my f*****g point across
Because I think my pants are falling off
I think the trees are way too pretty with leaves
So I’ma cut ‘em off, manscaping branches with ease
The branches are too thick like the girth in my d**k
They’re not like a tooth pick, but it is pretty sick
It’s more like the bottom tree tru-uh-unk
Have you bathed at all this week? Your feet smell like a skunk
I be jelly jammin’ to this beat with my peanut butter cu-uh-uhh-uhhh-uhhh-uuhh-uuhhhmm (Ya I’m not gonna lie man, you kinda sound autistic right now)
Better lick it with your tongue or your dogs gonna have it all
(Your grandmas on the phone!)
Now you know who you need to call
She said she caught your h*e a** girlfriend suckin’ d**k
Now you need to Sparta kick ‘em in the balls, this is madness
I feel like my pants are falling off
I don’t need a belt, they’re too tight on my crotch
I’ll walk inside of Subway, strip down naked, just to show you my footlong
Cause I know my pants are definitely
They’re definitely falling off now, oh Sh!t, FuuHhck